The Watkins Family presents an alternative phonetic alphabet, and dedicates it to everyone on Planet Earth for whom English is a foreign language (about 5.5 billion of you). Many thanks to numerous sources on rec.humor.funny (even though they cannot spell humour, and imply there must be a category of humour that is not funny). If you have any suggestions for improvement, let us know (humour@wis.co.uk).
| A | Aesthetic |
| B | Bdellium |
| C | Cereal |
| D | Djinni |
| E | Eye |
| F | Fez |
| G | Gnome |
| H | Hour |
| I | Iolanthe |
| J | Jalapeno |
| K | Kew |
| L | Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (a Welsh place name) |
| M | Mnemonic |
| N | Nth |
| O | Oedipus |
| P | Pterodactyl |
| Q | Qoph (a letter of the Hebrew alphabet) |
| R | Rate |
| S | Sea |
| T | Tsunami |
| U | Uniform |
| V | Vie |
| W | Why |
| X | Xylophone |
| Y | You |
| Z | Zee |
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