The Watkins Phonetic Alphabet

The Watkins Family presents an alternative phonetic alphabet, and dedicates it to everyone on Planet Earth for whom English is a foreign language (about 5.5 billion of you). Many thanks to numerous sources on rec.humor.funny (even though they cannot spell humour, and imply there must be a category of humour that is not funny). If you have any suggestions for improvement, let us know (humour@wis.co.uk).

A Aesthetic
B Bdellium
C Cereal
D Djinni
E Eye
F Fez
G Gnome
H Hour
I Iolanthe
J Jalapeno
K Kew
L Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
(a Welsh place name)
M Mnemonic
N Nth
O Oedipus
P Pterodactyl --or-- Physics --or-- Psychology
Q Qoph (a letter of the Hebrew alphabet)
R Rate
S Sea
T Tsunami
U Uniform
V Vie
W Why
X Xylophone
Y You
Z Zee

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